A
lady takes her pet chihuahua with her on a safari holiday. Wandering too far
one day the chihuahua gets lost in the bush, and soon encounters a very hungry
looking leopard. The chihuahua realises he's in trouble, but, noticing some
fresh bones on the ground, he settles down to chew on them, with his back to
the big cat. As the leopard is about to leap, the chihuahua smacks his lips and
exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there
are any more around here."
The
leopard stops mid-stride, and slinks away into the trees.
"Phew,"
says the leopard, "that was close - that evil little dog nearly had
me."
A
monkey nearby sees everything and thinks he'll win a favour by putting the
stupid leopard straight. The chihuahua sees the monkey go after the leopard,
and guesses he might be up to no good.
When
the leopard hears the monkey's story he feels angry at being made a fool, and
offers the monkey a ride back to see him exact his revenge.
The
little dog sees them approaching and fears the worse.
Thinking
quickly, the little dog turns his back, pretends not to notice them, and when
the pair are within earshot says aloud, "Now where's that monkey got to? I
sent him ages ago to bring me another leopard..."
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