Let's Get Political

Monarchy / Republic : Monarchy. I was born in a Kingdom. Need someone to tame the politicians.

 

Federalism : No. We are too few to be divided.

Secular State : Don't have any problem, were better off even when we were the only Hindu state.

One Madhes One Pradesh : A big NO!

Constitutional Assembly : Few people with clean images extremely outnumbered by corrupt, culprits and criminals.

Democracy : If what we have at present is one? I am looking forward for a coup d'etat instead.

Maoists integration in the National Army : Better dissolve the army then, time to learn from the mistake of politicizing police force.

Beaureacracy : Thoroughly corrupt and politicized. Need a revamp.

Judiciary : At times daring, most of the time influenced by power centers.

Commission for Investigation of Abuse of Authority : Needs more teeth, more manpower... damn too slow.

National Army : COAS Gurung is almost getting politically influenced, waiting for a daring chief like Rookmangud Katuwal.

Civil Society : Everyone of them has got political affliation.

Law and Order : Politicians and their cadres are above law. Rest are commoners.

Media : Impartial. I believe in freedom of expression but our press' got no sense of responsibility. Political mouthpeace.

King Gyanendra Shah [ex] : I believe he had good intentions but failed to execute. If he had greed for power then he won't have given up his throne with that grace.

Crown Prince Paras Shah [ex] : Need to change his public image. Rubel was a very lucky shot.

President Ram Baran Yadav : I wasn't in favour of Republic. No complains about his image. Good so far.

Veep Parmananda Jha : Utter disgrace. And he is a former judge?

Prachanda : Self-centered, manipulator, hungry for power. He got no regrets for the deaths of innocent peoples during the war that he wedged. Probably the richest thug!

Rookmangud Katuwal : Hardcore Nationalist. He can tame anyone, literally.

Girija Prasad Koirala : Happy he is dead but too late. Would have loved to see him behind bars for misuse of power and corruption.

Madhav Kumar Nepal : Too loud but no substance.

Babu Ram Bhattarai : All words and no action.

Bijay Kumar Gachhadar : Opportunist, can change his colour anytime.

Madhesi leaders : Most of them sold their loyalty across the border, mere puppets.

Sher Bahadur Deuba : Incompetent! yes.

India : Mind your own business. Stop dictating and interfering. We would have been better off even if we had Somalia or Ethiopia as our neighbour.

finally,

Timely Constitution : It's a day dream. Wake up. We are wasting our time and money. Let’s go for a fresh mandate!